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Start Your Victorious Weekend Right at The Jolly Sailor Southsea!

Heading to Victorious Festival? Kick off your Saturday and Sunday with a proper breakfast at The Jolly Sailor Southsea, just steps from the action.

Fri 22nd, Sat 23rd & Sun 24th August – Breakfast served 9:30am–12pm
Right by the festival on Clarence Parade
No booking needed—just turn up and tuck in!

Fuel up with a Full English (£14.50), a lighter Half English (£9), or grab a bacon or sausage bap on the go. Fancy something classic? Try Eggs Benedict (£11.50) with optional bacon. Tea & coffee just £2.50

Victorious Weekend Day Menu

Fri 22nd, Sat 23rd & Sun 24th August – Festival menu available from midday
No booking needed—just turn up and tuck in!

Then, from midday, dig into our festival menu—stacked burgers, loaded fries, sharing platters, and more to keep the party going. Whether you’re heading to see Fatboy Slim, Snow Patrol, or just soaking up the Southsea vibe, start (and refuel) at The Jolly Sailor.

🎶 Check out the full festival lineup here

A Yank in Portsmouth: Bryan Stoops Brings Stateside Laughs to the UK

What happens when a straight-talking American moves to the south of England? You get A Yank in Portsmouth, a sharp, hilarious stand-up comedy show by Bryan Stoops that’s as heartfelt as it is funny.

Bryan Stoops isn’t your typical expat. He’s a former teacher, seasoned performer, and family man who brings his comedic journey from the U.S. to the U.K. with fresh eyes and a whole lot of charm. Drawing from real-life culture shocks, family life, and his uniquely American take on British quirks, Bryan delivers an hour of stand-up that resonates on both sides of the Atlantic.

What to expect:

• Witty storytelling about adjusting to life in Portsmouth

• Smart, sharp humor with a cheeky edge

• A blend of U.S. perspective and British irony

• Observations on education, pop culture, local customs, and more..

Why you should go:
Bryan’s work has been featured at the Edinburgh Fringe, Hollywood Fringe, and Leicester Comedy Festival, earning him rave reviews and a loyal following. Whether you’re a local or a fellow expat, A Yank in Portsmouth offers a refreshing, laugh-out-loud look at what it means to start over somewhere new—with a microphone in hand.

Event Details:
📍 Venue: The Jolly Sailor Southsea
📅 Date: Monday 25th August, Doors 6pm show starts 6.30pm
⏱ Runtime: ~60 minutes
🎟 Tickets direct from Eventbrite: Purchase here
🔞 Ages: 16+ (some strong language)

IG: https://www.instagram.com/bryanstoopscomedy/

 

Summer at The Jolly Sailor

There’s no better place to enjoy the sunshine, seaside, and soundtracks of summer than at The Jolly Sailor in Southsea.

That’s why we’re excited to launch a brand-new line-up of summer offers packed with weekday deals and weekend treats – all designed to complement our fantastic schedule of free live music and entertainment every Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Whether you’re looking for a relaxed evening with friends or a lively weekend packed with great food and drink, there’s something for everyone. Read on for what’s in store…

Weekday Offers

Happy Hours
Weekdays 5–7pm & select Saturdays 6–7pm
Enjoy discounted drinks to ease you into the evening. Look out for our Super Saturday dates!

Quiz & Curry Night – Wednesdays
8pm | £3 per person
Test your trivia at our weekly quiz night while tucking into a hearty home-made curry which is included in the price. Prize for winning team. Booking is advised.

Curry Night – Wednesdays
5-9pm | £10 for curry of the day and selected drink
See offer details for drinks choice. Booking is advised.

Fish & Fizz Nights – Wednesdays & Fridays
A fish supper with a complimentary glass of fizz or a bottled beer – the perfect midweek or Friday treat. Choose from beer battered cod, breaded scampi, or vegan battered blossom banana with chips, mushy peas and tartare sauce. Yum!

Weekend Treats

Sip & Share – Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays
Sharing platter and a bottle of house wine for 2 – just £30
Choose from meat, cheese or mixed continental sharing platter. Great value for a weekend catch-up with your favourite person. Why not check out our gig guide and make a night of it?

Free Live Music – Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays
Enjoy top local musicians, tribute artists and more with no entry fee – the perfect soundtrack to your weekend plans. Note our Bottomless events are the only event we charge a fee for, find out more here along with upcoming dates.

2-for-1 Sundays
Get two for one on our delicious roasts and Sunday menu – a Southsea Sunday staple. Lowest cost item is free. Food is served 12pm to 6pm and booking is advised.

View all up to date offers here.

Special Events

While most of our entertainment is free, don’t miss our extra-special paid events..

Monthly Bottomless Afternoons – For just £30 per person, you’ll enjoy 90 minutes of bottomless prosecco, house white / red wine, bottled beer, Gordons gin / Smirnoff vodka with post mixers, and delicious sharing platters, making it the ultimate afternoon treat. Choose from Drag Bingo or Live music afternoons with The Hill Brothers.

Bottomless Drag Bingo (monthly) – This event brings plenty of sass, humour, and sparkle! There’s bingo rounds, lip sync battles, and hilarious games, along with prizes up for grabs for the winners of each round.

Bottomless Afternoons with The Hill Brothers (monthly) – Live music with two of the most talented local musicians around! This is a musical extravaganza from acoustic classics to well-known pop and rock floor fillers – perfect for getting those good vibes flowing!

View details and dates for our Bottomless events here.

To book please call us to pay over the phone. Tel: 02392 295195 or email us.

Plan your visit with food in mind. Check out our menu here.

Whether you’re popping by for a weekday drink or planning a full weekend of food, music and mates – The Jolly Sailor is your go-to Southsea destination this summer!

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